Ostrich Racing. The Next Big Thing.

How come this can fill a stadium but the Indiana Pacers only managed to fill 66% of theirs this past season?  The answer is that obviously Ostrich racing is the next big thing.  Just look and listen to the size of the crowd.  Horse racing is dying a slow steroid injected death and something is going to have to fill the void.  So why not Ostrich racing?  We have all heard people say that the losing horse is going to be sent to the glue factory well this is even better-have you ever had an ostrich burger?  The Hungry Actor sure has!

Yes there are a few kinks to be worked out, like making sure they run the right direction, and the saddles need a little work to keep the jockeys on-but all in all this has the makings of something big.