Top 10 Ways to Make Affliction Bearable

The Hungry Actor is back.  First of all let me apologize to my 17 readers for being gone so long.  Tonight I went over to the Muffin to watch both the UFC fights and Affliction simultaneously on two screens.  Anyone else who watched will understand when I say that Affliction is the TV a equivalent of white noise.  It was on but I barely even noticed what was happening even when I was watching it.  In short it was simply terrible.  So without further ado here are my top ways to make Affliction bearable.  

10.  Replace the ropes with barbed wire.  This will keep the fighters from letting themselves get pushed out of the ring-which happened over and over.

9.  Put them in a triangle shaped cage.  What could be more entertaining then watching a fighter get stuck in the corner of a triangle.

8.  Make the floor of the ring out of Temperpedic Material-you could also make it like a giant water bed but that might be a safety risk.

7.  Every half round throw a random object into the ring.  This could be a bat or a rubber chicken-this would create a real life Smash Brothers.

6.  Make the matches a Royal Rumble format.  Send someone new into the ring to join the rumble every minute.

5.  Make the ring move.  Side to side, up and down, the possibilities are endless.

4.  Two out of three.    It's a shame when a superior fighter loses due to a lucky punch.  And what could be funnier than watching a fighter step back into the ring still wobbly from being knocked out.

3.  Put Mike Tyson in the ring.  What could be more entertaining than seeing Tyson fighting again?

2.  Tag team.  It's the most entertaining thing in Pro Wrestling so it should be true for MMA as well.

1.  THUNDERDOME!!

The bottom line is that the Affliction fights were dreadful, I didn't even have the stomach to stay for the main event it was just that dreadful.  I think the real answer is that the only real way to fix Affliction is to never air it again.