Man Loses Fantasy Football Then His Mind

This has been bouncing all over the blogosphere lately but I had to comment on it. A 35 year old man was arrested on Monday after threatening his roomate with a knife over his anger at his Fantasy league scoring. Allegedly he was so angry he told his roomate to move out when the roomate ignored him and continued to read his book, our fantasy champion slashed pages out of the book and proceeded to put the knife to his roomates throat.

This is easily the most ridiculous attempted murder since the Pillsbury Dough Boy attempted to kill Linda Burnett.