Thursday, October 9, 2008

Top 10 Derelicts in Sports


The following are the Hungry Actor's leaders in douchebaggery. Yes there are others so feel free to add your own. Normally Junie wouldn't make this list but since he inspired it he gets the 9th spot.

10. Junie Browning-Anyone who is watching The Ultimate Fighter this season knows what a douche this guy is. He is arguably the best lightweight on the show but he has filled his two episodes so far with fights in the house, throwing furniture in the pool, leaping into the cage to try to attack another fighter and throwing glasses of booze at other fighters in the house. Then at the end of his meltdowns he always breaks into tears.

9. Onterio Smith-Can you say "Original Whizzinator." Really only makes the list because of the comic value of his offense.


8. Nate Newton-Was a good NFL player then after he was done was arrested for having 213 POUNDS of pot in his van. The 5 weeks later he was busted with another 175 pounds of pot.

7. Bam Morris-Busted with coke plus 100 kilos of weed. These days he plays in the National Indoor Football League, which sounds worse than prison, where has been on more than one occasion. (Thanks for this one Dewey)
6. Chris Henry-Arrested 13 times in 3 years. Charges range from assault to drugs to drunk driving.

5. Pacman Jones-Most famously "Made it Rain" at a night club which led to an altercation where a man was paralyzed. Suspended an entire season and most recently was in volved in a fight with one of his own bodyguards.

4. Michael Vick-The man killed dogs.

3. Mike Tyson-Went to prison for rape. Bit off an Evander Holyfield's ear, and threatened to eat another fighters children. Nuff said.

2. Rae Carruth-Went to prison after hiring a hitman to kill his girlfriend who was pregnant with his kids. After her death he jumped bail and was caught hiding in the trunk of his car a state or two away.

1. OJ Simpson-After beating the wrap for the Goldmen murders (though losing the civil suit) OJ was out of the criminal spotlight. recently found guilty of kidnapping with a deadly weapon (possible life sentence), burglery and assault.
Honorable Mention: Have to add Joe Son to the list. If I had learned about his arrest for a kidnapping and participation in a gang rape I would certainly have put him in there at number 3 or 4. Joe is known for being a terrible MMA fighter and for playing Random Task in the Austin Powers movie. (thanks MMAmania for this one)

2 comments:

Tirico said...

How many teenagers playing flag football does Lawrence Phillips have to run over with his car to crack this list? And that's like the 16th worst thing he's done in his life.

wjbrown3 said...

Im not familiar with Lawrence Phillips' exploits with his car. I will have to do some research and get back to you on that one.

But tentatively I will say he has to run over 2