VH1 Should Say N.O. to T.O.

Just when we thought we weren't going to hear much from TO until he throws a teammate under the bus again, VH1 goes and gives him a reality show.  At first I thought well maybe that makes sense.  I personally don't like him but he is one of the best receivers in recent history so maybe it could do some good to get his insights into the game right?

Of course I am right, but who the hell would watch that show?  No one.  But what people probably will watch is the train wreck (so VH1 assuredly hopes) that is TO's personal life.  I encourage VH1 not to feed the beast that is TO's ego but since it is going to happen here is my list of likely episodes in no particular order.

1.  TO overdoses again and we get to follow the journey to find someone to blame it on other than himself.

2.  We get to sit in on a pitch session where TO bounces ideas about how best to toss Jason Witten under the bus for being Romo's favorite.

3.  TO hires an acting coach to work on his crying on demand.

4.  TO goes spandex shopping.

5.  TO decides to cash in on his recent propensity to drop balls, and does a "Butterfingers" commercial.

6.  Show is cancelled before the 6th episode.